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Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.
"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"
by Arse face August 13, 2017
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Party socks

Type of socks usually with red or blue stripes on top of tube socks 2 or 3 stripes. Used as a derogatory term. May no longer be relivant as this was a negative term in 1980's - 1990's in the eastern united states'.
Party socks "where's the party at". Party meaning you have party socks on.
by Signal333 June 2, 2021
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Creamy Sock

A sock filled with any creamy substance, usually jizzum
This little nub was pissin me off so I gave him an old fashion beat down with a creamy sock.
by Nub698 August 26, 2011
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Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!
by d00wrag February 22, 2011
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Sock dream

Living a fantasy, a lie, an unreachable achievement. Muchblike when you fantasize about someone while jerking off into a sock.
You're living a sock dream thinking the us goverment actually cares about you.
by Fartass57 July 10, 2021
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burque sock

When a group of people are so poor they can only afford one condom to run a train on a hoe.
Damn bro we only got one condom for all of us, looks like we making a burque sock!
by Weightroom505 February 25, 2020
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Carol the Sock

Bob: "Do you where Carol the sock came from?"
Rob: "Yeah it's the sock of that Semi Afro dude."
by Jonabomb January 27, 2008
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