Slam

buzzkill; usually a dumb ho or a queerbait homosexual who acts a fool and has to be put in check. the term is said to have originated at the University of Arizona.

DJ, you're a fuckin SLAM!

by Nicoman November 10, 2008

slaff

When a young female masturbates, the sound they make is slosh... But when an elderly woman masturbates this is the sound they make. (See sloshing/fap for more information)

Guy 1: Ew I heard my 72 year old grandma slaffing last night.

Guy 2: Ew... At least that's not as bad as when I heard my 92 yr old pepep paffing -.-

by T-7 April 7, 2009

Slam-Pig

Any attractive girl that you would have sex with, that goes to your gym.

"Wow, she's such a fucking slam pig!"

by dont be gay July 8, 2005

Poetry Slam

The act of writing poetry within a set time limit on a randomly selected subject, often as a competition.

Let's have us a poetry slam tonight!

by Joe Blotz August 13, 2006

Slam Dancing

1) Sex
2) The act of slamming ones crotch into ones face/mouth/crotch/back of skull
3) An act of rage

Dave: What did you do this weekend?
Frank: I hung out with Nicole.
Dave: What did you guys do?
Frank: I was fucking slam dancing between her legs.
Dave: Word.

by iplaywithsquirls October 18, 2006

Slam Metal

Absolute fucking garbage. It sounds like a band of rejects and a vocalist got together and started to suck each other off.

"Slam metal sucks massive dick and is an insult to metal"

by Daveage March 22, 2017

slam pig

Some nice respectable woman whom you most likely wish you did not have sex with the previous night,

Dude, I just fucked that slam pig, lets meal it before she gets my name.

by Rbnuggs June 5, 2009