rusty fiddler

tall, skinny guy with an orange affro. A fiddler. Likes to fiddle. loves fiddling with his fro. Claims he has an affro in his pants. Likes to listen to KORN, and LOVES getting footlongs (if u know what i mean...).
has alot of refferals, and loves hitting on teachers with his pickup lines.

girl: "hey, did u see that weird dude with the orange affro?"
boy: "yeah, that's a rusty fiddler! he is awesome!! he gave me a footlong!"

by rEnEeDoOdLe December 15, 2008

Rusty Cheerio

Another word used in place of the asshole

Everytime i eat tacos i piss out of my rusty cheerio.

by Josh Amergian February 25, 2009

Rusty Dumpster

A person who has to take a shit so badly it eventually begins to peek out and break through like a full load of trash through a hole in an old, rusty dumpster.

I just baked a batch of exlax brownies and fed them to the soccer team. Those guys will be a bunch of rusty dumpsters by the end of the game.

by jefscobal January 25, 2010

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper

much like the Dutch Double Dipper but with the added benefit of the female partner taking a dump while you do it. This adds an interesting lubrication (of sorts) and also allows you to quite literally push her shit back in.

Rusty Dutch Double Dipper:
Bob: "I heard you Triple D'd her last night man?"
Frank: "You heard wrong my friend, I Rusty Trip D'd her!"
Bob: "NICE!"

by theonewhoisbroken February 3, 2010

Rusty Nail

The act of performing anal sex and urinating at the same time. Upon removal resembles a rusty nail.

I gave my gal the rusty nail last night

by Fishdik April 26, 2011

A Rusty Venture

To masturbate so much your penis gets red raw.

Yesterday I jerked off so much my dick is bleeding. I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by r0nan November 24, 2010

runty

spunky, feisty, wriggly. Aka runticular.

As runty as a retriever.

by markie howie September 30, 2003