snowy river

when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat

"i gave him a snowy river last night"

by kieryn May 16, 2004

the dirty river

Another Name for Sacramento.

"I'm Out The Dirty River, they call it $acramento!!!!

by Fuck Whitney High School Like Yee May 14, 2008

River Valian

Is a person that was born and raised in River Vale and decided to live in River Vale as an adult. These humans believe that River Vale is the a representation of the world. Modern language refers to people in this category as “Karens” for their reporting of garbage cans being on the curb hours past their “deadline”. They complain about the deer population but refuse to make decisions that will help. Ultimately, a river valían is an entitled human that lives in the fantasy land of a suburban town in Bergen county and believes that they are the best.

Man you better watch out with that family, they are River valians

by Countrysquire April 26, 2025

florida river boat

when a man and woman or making love in a hot room the man sucks all the sweat off her and blows it into her vigina

me and kelly where having hot steamy sex it was so hot and i gave her a florida river boat

by lovenycatlickmysac August 18, 2022

River thotter

A thot who is seen on the river normally in a canoe or kayak dressed to show off a lot of skin. Normally has some type of alcoholic beverage in her hands as well.

You see that girl go by in that canoe, I heard she's a river thotter

by Coin981 April 17, 2023

Rivered

Replacing your best friend for a new friend and having your new friends steal your girlfriend.

Danny: Hey what happened to Eric?
Jose: Eric got rivered! He stopped hanging out with us in order to hang with this new guy who then stole his girl.
Danny: Damn, that foo got rivered bad.

by DanSka February 7, 2021

River my beloved

My future husbands name is river, I love him sm to the point where I would die for him

awwwh, You look adorable as always, river my beloved :)

by StupidWetCat November 30, 2022