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dirty onion ring 

Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
dirty onion ring by Scott January 9, 2004
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A somewhat faded stain of residue primarily shit due to lack of wiping the asshole or just a gross asshole on a woman.
Dude she isn't hott, I bet she has shit ring.
shit ring by Noob Saibot September 22, 2005

chili ring of fire 

The insertion of a protected erect penis while covered in your choice of hot sauce into your partners anus OR in said case the "chili ring". this will result in a breakup and the victim not being able to sit down for a week.
Sally had a very hot sexual experience due to toms hot cock. Hence the term chili ring of fire!

Reverse Smoke Ring 

Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".

When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
Reverse Smoke Ring by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008
On gothic jewelry, such as bondage cuffs and collars, the O-ring is the round ring (as opposed to the D-shaped D-ring). It signifies sexual submissiveness.
If a guy sees me in my red collar with the O-ring, he will know without speaking to me what I like ;-)
o ring by Ms. M September 6, 2003
use your phone to record a girl orgasming while you're having sex with her, then set that recording as her personal ringtone when she calls you.
<your phone rings>
friend - "WTF? that sounds like theresa, but what's happening to her?"
you - "oh, that's theresa's o ring"
o ring by JON MASSIE December 5, 2009