a person who is adorable and physically sexy, but mentally retarded, they can get anyone they want, but can't carry on an intellectually stimulating conversation to save their life.
Boy 1: Dayumm Veronica is hot, she's got a hot ass.
Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.
Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
Boy 2: Hell yeah, but dude she's a retarded puppy, I heard she once mispelled her name.
Boy 1: ... well that will make the sex easy! ;)
by SmallKittensDie December 4, 2009
Get the Retarded Puppymug. When a guy named Ian is forced to the kneel, then he opens his mouth, sucks on a penis, and when the guy cums, the Ian will do the matrix and try to avoid the bullet. Apperently all Ians have failed.
by Ian Housearrest January 9, 2009
Get the retarded cumfuckmug. Joe: "breaks something of casey's toy"
Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard
Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard
by Cunt_controller October 21, 2010
Get the Fucking Retardmug. having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."
"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."
Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.
Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.
by Liz Lime December 24, 2010
Get the retard roulettemug. someone who owns a bird, is apart of the lgbtq community, refers t o them self as a neurodivergent, has more discord friends then real friends, and has band kid humor. which is unfortunately like 50% of the bird community
by CoolAlex2021 May 7, 2022
Get the bird retardmug. A term used to describe those who are physically crippled, or otherwise deformed in some aspect of their body.
"I heard James got hit by a car and has to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life." "Yeah he's been physically retarded for about three months now"
by pickled rick January 7, 2021
Get the Physically Retardedmug. by mega ratard September 1, 2019
Get the fucking retardmug.