Potato Nigger

a person from Irish decent; a derogatory term to use for an Irish person; a mick; a potato picker.

Dan: Yo ya know that fucking red-headed Leprochaun?
Jack: Yea the fucking potato nigger, rite?
Dan: Yeah, he's looking for his lucky charms.

by SeaShanty May 08, 2005

potatoe masher

sex with a guy who really has no rhythm or finesse,basically "pound pound pound"

He was such a potatoe masher in bed!

by Brad January 11, 2004

Crusty Potato

When you stick you crusty toe into the homo-sapiens mouth while they are asleep.

My cousin Zac gave my other cousin Steven a Crusty Potato.

by nunya February 26, 2005

potato cannon

Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.

Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.

by Kurt Padilla July 13, 2004

smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.

Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato

by Nigger jones February 01, 2017

potato girl

A girl who is humble to the point that it's annoying. She usually uses the words like, technically, literally, etc. improperly. She likes saying she is a potato even though she is obviously a human.

potato girl: lolz, I look like a potato.
Sensible person: No u don't.
potato girl: well technically, I, like, literally do.

by geo_torno9 June 07, 2019

potato-shop

drawing or 'photoshopping' potatoes into pictures
Usually making your friends look intellectually challenged by holding or staring at the potato

"I just potato-shopped you sucker"

by potatoshop October 20, 2013