dad poop

A ridiculous amount of time spent in the bathroom to get away from a nagging wife and annoying kids. 80% of these 'poops' do not result in actual poop.

Mooom where's dad?

In the bathroom taking another dad poop to get away from you

by Tackettttt October 13, 2017

Pussy Poop

Another way of describing the child a woman has given birth to.

Therapist: How would you describe the birth of your first child?
Woman: Terrible.. the pain that pussy poop gave me.. it is unforgivable..
Therapist: By pussy poop, you mean your son, right?
Woman: Yes, that is exactly what he is to me. That piece of shit would’ve been better out my ass.

by clownsgown July 23, 2019

poop fuck

whenever u fuck a girl and shit ends up on your dick

i had a serious poop fuck last night

by CJ Westlu August 3, 2007

Vagina poop

another (quite amusing) term for somebody's offspring

Person 1: Dude, I had to babysit the most irritating vagina poop ever
Person 2: Sucks to be you :-P

by Govindaaaa July 29, 2009

poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 3, 2005

poop fetish

An obsession with poop. To the point where you look at poo, collect poo and use it in sentences too much. One Symptom may also be googling poop more than once a day.

''she was obbsessed with poop.... her history was filled with it!..she must have a poop fetish! "

by poop bomb March 22, 2012

Danish Poop Grenade

While receiving fellatio, a man discreetly takes a shit into his own hand, removes his dick from the mouth of whomever is sucking on his member, and replaces it with the fecal matter. After the victims mouth is filled with poop, deliver a strong kick to their stomach. The result is a violent explosion of poop shrapnel with a chance of cum and blood.

Roxanne thought she could make up for fucking my brother by sucking on my dick a little bit. I showed that bitch how I roll and gave her the Danish Poop Grenade. May God have mercy on her soul.

by El Presidente Del Fireclowns November 28, 2009