Porki

A slang for a person from Pakistan, its generlly used in context to degrade Pakistanis comparing them to Pig (Pork) since it is common practise in Pakistan to marry cousins

The Porkis lost the cricket match against Sri Lanka

by Johny_1703 April 16, 2011

Porky

A big lie. From the english rhyming slang 'porky pies', which rhymes with lies.

Axel: Did you hear that I was elected pope?
Jeeves: Thats a porky. Stop telling porkies.

by anonymous hippopotomous July 14, 2006

porker

An extremely obese person (often one who has no intention of doing anything about their weight).

"Look at that porker! He looks like he's just emptied all the fast food restaurants in town!"

by Takoti September 14, 2005

porkestra

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.

Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...

by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010

porkchop

(noun) Southern California slang for a person un-affiliated with gang activity.

Example usage:
"Sometimes, it's not easy recognizing a porkchop from a woof." ('Woof' being a gangster; 'porkchop' with the above definition.)

by mlenoirh July 22, 2011

porksmith

An incredibly straight male who has devoted his life to orchestrating situations in which he gets to have as much sex with as many hot babes as possible.

Literally "A smith of porkings"

You know that Iain guy? I hear he's had sex with at least 50 chicks this month alone! He's such a porksmith!

by Thomas Harvey September 30, 2005

porky pie

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006