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A Panda

When a male receives head from either sex finding the right safe moment (when you can be sure no teeth are involved) to issue two black eyes with a swift but effective double fist making the cock sucker look like a panda
I was getting a gobble from Audrey last night and the moment caught me so I gave her a panda! BOOM
by Toe Man May 3, 2007
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Sad Panda

an overworked and underappreciated person, who usually wears tan-on-tan or gray-on-gray clothing, and who threatens his superiors with bodily harm and resignation on a daily basis.
Phil isn't having a good day, he's in his office being a sad panda.
by Meat, Bradshaw, Matt October 21, 2008
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Panda Bear

When a man recieves oral sex from an African American women, and proceeds to climax in both of her eyes, thus making her look like a panda.
by cole g January 29, 2009
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sad panda

A ugly Asian girl.
It is to be called out when you see a ugly asian girl.
(as an ugly asian woman walks by) SAD PANDA :(!!!!
by Glenn Eason October 26, 2006
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Panda Bear

A sexy woman with Filipino swag. One who can work a crowd of thousands to her dance moves. Photoshoot face and professional dancer booty shaking skills.
So I was at the pistons game with my boy watching the halftime show with the Automotion and I saw a Panda Bear she was doing her thing #DanceQueen For sho she looked like she could bake a mean batch of cookies too!
by SamDot33 December 7, 2011
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panda

A rung on the bear girl rating system.
A panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, but mostly on a physical level. A panda bear can very well be an awesome person, but this fact is not necessary for panda-bear-ism.

The term "panda bear" itself can also apply to a situation in which a guy is crushing or picking up a panda bear.
"Dude, major panda bear, 3oclock"

"Hey Josh, are you panda bearing?"

"RICK PANDA RICK PANDA" (This is used to make things awkward for the guy, considering the girl doesn't know what it means, having a friend repeat those random words to Rick puts the pressure on)
by swiffer October 3, 2007
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Baby Panda

When a man pulls out his penis after cuming inside his partner after anal sex and it is has shit and seamen on it resembling a baby panda.
Guy 1: "I just had anal sex with Sharon for the first time last night and it was amazing until we were done and I had a baby panda looking right at me!"
Guy 2: "Word."
by Ridberg69 October 28, 2011
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