Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Years of Lead Paint

Neologism proposing the current (or future) era of American political violence as being comparable to the Italian “Years of Lead”. Modified to make reference to the side effects of lead exposure.

“Did you hear what happened today?”

“Yeah, I think we’re in the Years of Lead Paint now”

by UrbanDefiners September 10, 2025

white paint

Internet slang used by drug dealers and users alike to denote cocaine use.

I have some white paint, if anyone is interested. Private message me, for details.

by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018

Pineapple paint

Means the same thing as sperm

It makes these hoes thirsty when they see the pineapple paint

by Grajdanin Mira November 13, 2023

Paint a Cape

When a male ejaculates all over a woman’s back

Im going to hit it from the back and paint a cape on dat bitch

by LilStingRay January 17, 2022

losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 11, 2016

Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

by floordaddy May 25, 2023