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OpenVPN

1. A worthless program that has it's own AI and decides if it wants to work or not. It changes it's mind every time you reboot. The real name of the AI is Karel and she is a real bitch.

2. OpenVPN was designed by a evil scientist to torture people to be frustrated. Fortunately his plan went wrong, as he got to frustrated because OpenVPN wouldn't even work on his OS.
1. OMFG! OpenVPN can't connect!

2. Damn again?! Stupid OpenVPN!
by HaterOfKarel October 8, 2009
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Openverse

Openverse is a social network created by PF2M that allows you to discuss games, communities and more. With no overprotective administration or post limit, you're sure to have fun here!
Person 1: Hey dude have you seen openverse
Person 2: Yeah! I heard that it's filled with pedos
Person 1: It does!
by Jack-a-boy June 3, 2018
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OpenStreetMap

An open source cartography project, which anyone can contribute to!
Why Google Maps when can have OpenStreetMaps?
by jayerz December 24, 2020
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Pack Opener

someone who similarly to 2K will open packs to become good at the game. So essentially a Pack Opener is someone who is terrible when they first start an activity, but their skill increases with time and or money
Justin is such a pack opener. He’s so terrible at everything he tries to do.
by PackOpenerUltraLord June 17, 2018
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rusty can opener

An old man (AARP status) has sex with a virgin.
I experience nausea, when I think about someone being a rusty can opener.
by Tree hugger July 29, 2017
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Can Opener

Whoa, dude! That was some can opener! How about opening the window?
by J. Michael Reiter August 5, 2004
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opening the yak

Masturbating and shitting, preferably with runny consistency, simultaneously while lying in such a position that the feces trickles back over the penis, and runs off the penis onto the masturbator's face and mouth. The masturbator then ejaculates onto his face and mouth to conclude the act.
My girlfriend gets so horny when she watches me opening the yak.

My mom kicked me out of the house after she caught me opening the yak on her dining room table.
by Yakkman November 4, 2009
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