Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023

raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017

nap-sammy

The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.

Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.

We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.

by kurtwithakay September 16, 2020

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 August 22, 2015

Nap

To cause someone or something to stop moving, either by putting to sleep or 'putting to sleep.'

I was deer hunting last weekend and I napped one, tasted great.

by dirtysonchez August 30, 2017

bate and nap

When a masterbation session is followed by a well deserved nap

Isaac needed two hours before the movie for a bate and nap

by Slleeppyy November 1, 2015