A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
Get the Aston Taxmug. The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
Sane person: I lost the game :{
Sane person: I lost the game :{
by Montage of Chips March 18, 2025
Get the Federal Unemployment Tax Actmug. To tax food and take somebody food hence "taxing"
The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
The creator fanum made this when he would take his roomates food.
by pncctrllll October 29, 2023
Get the Fanum Taxmug. Money an ex-spouse must pay in support to a man she/he married because he had a hot body.
Also see tittie tax.
Also see tittie tax.
-Did you hear Barbara and Dan are getting divorced after only ten months?
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
-She's going to have to pay a hefty toochis tax to get out of that one.
by Jareau September 1, 2009
Get the toochis taxmug. by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024
Get the taxesmug. The member AMP house called fanum takes food from his friends. He win either do it in certain portions or all of it. he is also usually described as being fat. That's why he take their food. the members he usually take from is Kai Cenat, Agent, Duke Dennis,ETC
"Fanum Barges into the room"
Kai Cenat: YOOO! what are you doing?
Fanum: it's time for the fanum tax
"fanum take's kai's food"
"Kai starts crying"
"fanum leaves fatter than he arrived as"
The end
Kai Cenat: YOOO! what are you doing?
Fanum: it's time for the fanum tax
"fanum take's kai's food"
"Kai starts crying"
"fanum leaves fatter than he arrived as"
The end
by 2DMath February 9, 2025
Get the fanum taxmug. Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
Get the brat taxmug.