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Misty

Misty is one of the greatest girls you’ll ever know, she’s kind, caring and beautiful.

She always makes you smile even when times are tough and she is the ultimate friend, girlfriend or wife.

Misty will cook you food and eat half of it before you can say anything but that’s ok because she’s Misty, she will bring you choccy milk when you’re sad just to cheer you up.

Misty loves cheese so beware, any unprotected cheese will be consumed within moments.
Hey, have you seen Misty?

No, she’s probably eating cheese or helping a homeless person.
by Spyro390 September 23, 2022
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Mistyhank

A typo that your friend insisted should be a word
I mistyhank Ms. Morcovian for giving me intel on that joke.
by JDM'sAreShitBoxes666999 October 1, 2022
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Matty

the bestest guy in the world, hard to find, one of a kind
"i wish i could find a guy like matty"
by thatMatthewperson October 3, 2022
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Matty

Meaning: "Mute; Ain't Talking To You". Used in gaming and social situations, "Matty" simply means "butt out".

Mostly used in the context of when you're having a conversation, and a third party (regardless of affiliation) tries to force their way in / interject their opinion.
Bob: "I'm just saying, he had to do what he did to save face."
Dwayne: "He's a multi-millionaire! Suing to 'save face' makes him look like an a-hole."
Fred (a butt-sniffing interloper who only heard the last word of the conversation): "YeAh BuTt-..."
Bob: "MATTY!"
Dwayne: "MATTY!"
Fred (clearly confused by the new, 'hip-to-the-jive' terminology): ....
Dwayne: "...As I was saying, if a celebrity worth multiple-millions of dollars has to sue a 'parody artist' to 'make ends meet'...then they're dumb, and the whole thing is stupid.

Honestly, why did I make up some sort of convoluted scenario in order to post my 'new word' to a public website? What have I become? Is this life? or is this fantasy? (Ha! You thought I'd type / say something else there, didn't you?)

... Aaaaand I bet you're now singing that very song in your head right now, right?

...Oh, you have no idea what I'm talking about? Of course you do.

And so it has been written...

...and if you're trying to "@" me right now, 'Matty' bitches, I ain't talking to you.
by Reavre October 8, 2022
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Mitt Romney

Damn bull look at her mitt Romney that shit hit
by Jerome mccray December 5, 2022
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Metty

cute girl who wishes you a good day and loves femboys
person 1: hi metty
Metty: hiiiiii
by totally not herself January 29, 2023
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Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox
I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “
by Gercoff February 2, 2023
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