Mike Scro

A sexy guy that sometimes lies but is so amazing in bed you won't care.

This guy I'm dating is such a Mike Scro

by Phoenix SC July 16, 2017

mike beffel

Faggot

Don't be a mike beffel

by Mike beffel September 14, 2016

mike curtis

an asian looking guy with a small ass dick and its bipolar as fuck and he is always depressed and is always jealous, he can be abusive sometimes, and unloyal, a lil bitch, but writes u the cutest things ever that dont mean shit BUTTTTTT his parents are the sweetest ever and take u to everything and even if u break there sons heart they still call and invite u to hella shit

Mike Curtis: babe suck my dick
Me: no babe not rn
Mike Curtis:*slaps u in the face*

by queenmami July 20, 2016

Mike- Jason

A Mike- Jason is super smart and the best brother worldwide. He falls under the category verrückte Mongo but is the coolest man alive. Every guy wants to be him because of his awesome beard

Jeffrey: Yo Man, You See the cool Guy with the Beard?
Johannes: Yea man, its Mike- Jason.

Jeffrey: Wow, I wanna be a Mike- Jason too.
Johannes: Me too.

by SmtGirl January 3, 2017

machinegun mike

When someone doesn't have a good mic, or plugs it in improperly; The result is a machinegun sounding noise that goes on for ages.

*Machinegun Mike Joins call*
machinegun mike: brrtrtrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr
Everyone else: CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR US?
machinegun mike: rtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtrrtr

by onecigonedrag0filter October 27, 2019

Mike Wazowski

A Depressed Caat from Monster's Inc.

Mike Wazowski only has one eye.

by urmominvietnam November 18, 2021

mike oxsmol

A dum way of tricking your g's into saying there dick is smol

hey Dan go over to that group of girls and say "mike" and then Say "oxsmol" But really Fast. mike oxsmol!?

by YeetsupDictionary October 13, 2021