A Mexican Standoff is an impasse between three equally matched opponents, meaning there is no strategy to be taken; no one enjoys an advantage; there is no satisfactory conclusion.
A Mexican standoff between the NBN, Telstra and AT&T over who is responsible for internet issues has left customers feeling frustrated.
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- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.
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"I want to fucking party tonight but let's think outside the bun... I know, let's get some fucking Mexican Feasts!"
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