Matei Gypsieson

A nice Romanian who is good at stealing and swimming when he swam I had a stroke

Wow Matei Gypsieson died

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Matas

A person who drinks a shit ton of coke and usually plays a shit ton of one game. You can find Matas in mostly Lithuania. Be aware, he might attack you if you're eating salad.

Guy1: Look near the mcdonalds, its Matas!
Guy2: Oh yeah, the cola guy!

by dukIzCiken August 17, 2022

Matias Perälä

Finnish pro athlete. Specialised in swimming, but can also play volleyball. He is also one of the millionares that Atte Korkiamäki helped to create. Grew in the getto of Iisalmi and now has a dog.

He made various unofficial swimming world records in the swimming pool of Iisalmen uimahalli. (25m)

He wore the same watch for around 35 years and cannot take it off.

He also tried to get in to esports via overwatch 2. His main hero was D.va.

Can be seen in the streets always wearing adidas clothes.

Holy omg is that matias!!!!!???????

Oh yeah that simba dog is very cute yes i think that is matias perälä.

by kivekset November 17, 2022

Matay

An Indian person that pretends to be black.

Aryan over there is such a Matay.

by starry makes definitions March 9, 2023

Thunder Matt

The nickname of Matt Murton, the redheaded manchild, who plays LF for the Chicago Cubs.

Thunder Matt had a great game last night, hitting 4 home runs, and saving a kitten from a burning building.

by Chip Wesley September 8, 2008

ill matik

someone who is a machine in staying ill; phresh, dope and fly gear

That kat is ILL MATIK!!

by izzostud36 October 11, 2008

Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009