rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

Ice cream machine

When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!

Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me

by DodgyDave January 10, 2021

Rage Against The Machine

Deffinatly one of the best bands, along with AFI and disturbed probablyy one of the most anti-political bands who boycotted taco bell.

i liostend to rage agianst the machine today and felt like thro ing my desk lamp throu the window at the white house

by pieman January 09, 2005

poop machine on wheels

A person in a wheel chair that is so retarded they poop themselves constantly. Usually on an electric wheel chair.

Aww man, I had to help Jeff with his books, hes such a poop machine on wheels.

by Derek01992niner April 25, 2007

fine-tuned machine

a shit-show, especially one built by Donald Trump.

Hey, did you see how Donald's fine-tuned machine is going to Hell in a hand basket?

by Muppinator February 18, 2017

Answering Machine Actress

Commonly a female who displays her emotions about a voicemail before getting off the phone. Characteristics include hand motions and the use of the word "Whatever" whilst someone is in the vicinity.

"Yo look at the shawty over there. She actin' a fool looking like a Answering Machine Actress."

by Hunter S. Thompsonian February 01, 2008

Peen Ween Machine

The object many dedicate their lives to.

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by blastaux September 22, 2020