milfburger

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

Miles

A dick.

Nancy: Wow, My ex is such a dick.

Hunter: Yeah he sure is a Miles.

by HomoHunter January 23, 2017

G-milf

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014

P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006

Miles up

Its a wierd fetish where one finds joy in putting their fist up a goats(or donkey) ass till the point where its elbow deep.

The farmer was drunk and saw a sexy goat and went miles up .

by Neeks69 July 7, 2016

four minute milf

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Miles Edgeworth

Miles Edgeworth is the best prosecutor in the Ace Attorney games. He is quite hot and even if people say he is, he is not gay and doesn’t have a crush on his childhood friend, Phoenix Wright.

-Who’s that person?
-Oh, he’s Miles Edgeworth, one of the best prosecutors in the Ace Attorney series!
-Cool, he’s pretty cute.
-I agree.

by WeirdChicken November 3, 2019