middle stall bandit

The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.

I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.

by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018

Middley

1. Between middle and early
2. The absence of middle and early
3. When you don't feel good, but you don't feel bad

Today I am feeling Middley.

May is a middley month.

by Jared and Isaac December 16, 2018

Middle school

Where u are either popular, invisible, or depressed. Lots of the times friendships are hard to maintain. Girls are bitches. Guys are nasty and annoying. Teachers don’t care if someone died, u still have to do ur homework. U get a detention for being late. Middle school sucks.

Middle school sucks. I can’t maintain any of my friendships, so I’m lonely.

by 0ne ugly p0tat0 March 10, 2019

Maddie

The most loving, caring, hot, cute, warm hearted, funny girl in the world. Has a smile that could make anyone's day a lot better. Makes you feel like your not alone anymore. Will make you feel happy in the saddest moments. Gets you through hard times. You miss her seconds after seeing her. when you hug her you never want to let go. When you kiss her i feels like your in an other universe. She has no flaws. You can't get her off your mind if you try. Maddie is the best girlfriend i can ask for.

I love Maddie so much!

by ya boi carl April 8, 2019

Middle finger

What I do all the time lol

Me whispering:fuck you

Me doing the middle finger

by M1F90s May 21, 2019

maddie straub

a nice, funny girl who calls everyone wankers and bitch ass hoes. she’s kinda popular but you know she hates you. she has a going “on and off” relationship with her boyfriend, bradley. she’s pretty basic: crocs, vans, vineyard vines and shell necklace. but don’t forget being quirky: annoying, hates leggings (wears them anyway), thinks everything is relatable, and even goes to the center of town with friends. overall strange but kinda friendly.

“have you seen maddie straub today”
“yep she’s still wearing those crocs”

by Ehendmdm May 23, 2019

Maddiet

A young lady who resembles the great YouTuber Leafy. She loves stirring up storms with others and acts bold through social media . But in person she shys away and hides her face out of shame and fear.

“Watch me pull a Maddiet!” *Hides in the back while co workers and managers come to the front and do the job she’s supposed to do*

by ChompkinJones October 25, 2019