Meat Seat Gurpin

Meat Seat refers to a mans lap, namely is erect penis which is ripe for the gurpin. Gurpin refers to any sexual act you can perform while in the sitting position. Gurpin can also be done with clothes on. (see ex.)

1. Yea that girl was crazy about riding my meat seat all night, she gurped it up.
2. Did you see that stripper at the bar last night? She was giving out free Gurps for any Meat Seat that was willing.
3. Her specialty is Meat Seat Gurpin.

by Chief B. Chiefn April 27, 2010

meat locker

a nickname for a really cold room in the house due to a major draft. this usually happens when u live at a really old apartment with low maintenance.

manager: where ever apartment u choose, dont do this one. the master bedroom is a freaking meat locker!

by nobody else here April 24, 2018

Matoska

He's real a sussy baka amongus character

He's been actin' like a Matoska

by Xash2k August 2, 2021

Mushroom Meat

When the head of a penis is over sized.

Man, did you see Daniel whip out his Mushroom Meat???

by Bailey(: December 17, 2008

Sweet Meat Pete

The act of driving around in your car, trying to pick up the fattest, uggliest women to perform oral sex on you.

Paul was driving around in his cutlass. It must have been a good night, his car was clearly dragging the ground. That night, he was being a true Sweet Meat Pete.

by The Big John Stud July 24, 2020

twerking by the meat

When one is found to be hip shaking, booty jiggling or simply pussy popping while browsing the steak or chop meat area of the grocery store

Friend 1: "Girl, i just saw Miley Cyrus twerking by the meat!"

Friend 2: "You mean twerking Robin Thicke?"

Friend 1: "No, she was literally twearking by the meat, Girl she had a porterhouse in hand"

by evalicious bella July 10, 2014

man meat

Penis.

The meat that only a man can weild. No woman is strong enough to survive its wrath.

I beat her down with my large man meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004