James May

When something or someone is so bad at driving that they somehow manage to stay completely still to the molecular level

Aaron: *pussies out halfway through a powerslide*
Chaz: OMFG, Aaron you are such a James May

by gopnik1163 July 02, 2023

May 19th

National give your girlfriend a hoodie and she gives you a scrunchie

justin:hey babes want my hoodie

molly:why?

justin:its may 19th

by miss mamm May 19, 2021

may 6

Ask your friend to date you

(they cant say no)

boy:yooo wanna date its may 6th

girl sure why not

by extra 5 May 05, 2022

Billy Mays

A middle aged man, who can't seem to control his voice and advertises infomercials. By the strain in his voice you'd think he is constantly defecating his pants.

Billy Mays: "AS YOU CAN SEE OXY-CLEAN DOES THE JOB!

by IHAVE_OGD March 31, 2009

Cape May

The town is Owned by Kent Lambie

U just got OWNED or Pawned

by Joe March 27, 2005

May 8

National booty pic day.
Celebrated on may 8th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s may 8th🤑🤑

by kittydestroyer May 08, 2020

May 1st

National Gigi Bryant day

Today is may 1st national Gigi Bryant day

by Otter demon spawn February 13, 2020