When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023
Get the Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind itmug. 
In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.
Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.
by Rsymps December 2, 2017
Get the punky logmug. "Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "
-Delaney Crawford
-Delaney Crawford
by Waste logged May 3, 2017
Get the waste logmug. A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.
by anonymous July 26, 2023
Get the Chestnut Logmug. It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)
by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019
Get the Bumps on a Logmug. 