Douche Licker

The act of licking douches

Dude 1: I hate the Cardinals
Dude 2: I too hate them, especially that douche licker Albert Pujols

by Pat October 30, 2004

Pant Licker

a grubby individual who picks food off his pants and eats it.

Jeff Thomas is a pant licker

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Sensors locked

To scope out an attractive member of the opposite sex.

"Whoa, sensors locked on that hot chick!"

by Doc Evil March 12, 2005

scrote licker

Lame, unskilled, deficient.

My brother can't drive. He's such a scrote licker.

by JayWay October 17, 2006

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

pussy licker

(1) One who ingraciates themselves with others when not wanted.

(2) One who sucks up to a superior.

(3) Another term for ass licker

(1) Fuck off you pussy licker

(2) John: Look at that Bob sucking up to Jane

Colin: Yer he's right pussy licker.

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005