lmsydwyd

let me suck your dick while you drive

and then she texted me “lmsydwyd”

and i was like word bet

by nigro4skin July 18, 2023

Lmfao

A Chinese hacker, not much is known about him, yet, he is there.
Relatives:
Lmfbao: his brother
Lmao: his sister

Cop: do you know who lmfao is?
Guy: that's a word that means something, not a name
Cop: he's a Chinese hacker, isn't he? You know him?
Guy: no, it stands for "laughing my arse off"
Cop: where's the f?
Guy: it's a swear word, laughing my bloody arse off
Cop: l.m.b.f.a.o, his brother?

by Ageddevistation October 15, 2022

LMEYPUYCAOMF

Let Me Eat Your Pussy Till You Cum All Over My Face

"Hey girl let me LMEYPUYCAOMF"
"No dad"

by Benis September 25, 2019

LMAOSMMCASIYEGM

"Laughing my ass off so much, my cock accidentally slips into your elderly grandmothers mouth."

Gary: "but instead, he picked the fat one!!"

Roger: "LMAOSMMCASIYEGM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by thestrangercalledjoe March 29, 2010

LMFAOSMMTUAFIMC

LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF SO MUCH MY TURBAN UNRAVELS AND FALLS IN MY CURRY.

When you find something funny like LMFAOSMMTUAFIMC

by iMac bassssss July 22, 2010

LMP

Lick my pussy

Girl, I want George to LMP!

by futuremrsw January 4, 2018

Lmk

Lmk
Lmk means “let me know”

Usually used in text message instead of in person.

Hey lmk about what happened later

by Bs_queen November 28, 2017