keester it 

to forcibly insert into rectum in order to conceal.

John hurry up and keester it, before customs get here!

keester it by Anonymous September 26, 2003

knee-walker 

A person at work who licks, sucks, and swallows their way to the top. Can also be known as a suck-up.

That bitch has only been here for three hours, and she's already been promoted six times. What a fucking knee-walker!

knee-walker by KenPone October 25, 2003

knee deep 

oversupplied with or excessively involved in something

Leave before your knee deep in sleaze.

knee deep by The Return of Light Joker October 13, 2009

Knee to-the Eye

Doing that crazy dance move where you put a hand behind your head and a hand on your calf and bring them closer together while hopping on one leg. Well doing that and then bringing your two hands so close that your knee hits your eye causing you to say "fuck".

Josh: Look at this sexy dance I'm doing!
Albert: Dude, you look like a whore!
Josh: fuck man!
Albert: That was a total Knee to-the Eye!
Josh: touche man, fuck that hurt!

Knee to-the Eye by Mysterious Lady 2011 February 24, 2011

African Knee Pads 

When a females tits are so saggy they can be used as knee pads for athletic events

Girl you have your knee pads today? No, but I'll just use my African Knee Pads.

African Knee Pads by queffton December 12, 2014

say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head

boink
bonk
bap
kneecaps mine now

person 1: say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head
person 2: ok *rips off kneecaps*

say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head by the scout that takes kneecaps September 19, 2022

Go down on one knee 

Performing oral sex on a one legged woman

"Do you think Paul will ever go down on one knee again?"

Go down on one knee by andD November 3, 2006