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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
by PennWard December 1, 2011
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Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.
" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"
by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021
mugGet the Painted the popemug.

-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games
lol -Painted- is cringe
by PaintedGX October 27, 2020
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Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
by MrRusso March 7, 2022
mugGet the Paint Jobmug.

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season
Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night
by Donkehlover October 17, 2016
mugGet the Painting pumpkinsmug.

paint it purple

Means shot on site if trespassing due to the purple paint being a warning
If y’all don’t stay out I’m gonna paint it purple!!
by Amongus bawls June 4, 2022
mugGet the paint it purplemug.

Paint Reinforced

It holds literally nothing up because it's paint and not wood or steel but it acts like it can.
When you're painting and there's a hole in the wood so you paint over it. "That's Paint Reinforcement for you."
"Is it made of wood?" "No, it's paint reinforced.
by Akumioko H. July 28, 2023
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