Iron Maiden

Literally the best band of all time. Nothing compares

Person 1- Hey what Iron Maiden song should I listen to?
Person 2- Try Out Of The Silent Planet, Hell On Earth, Piece Of Mind, or Powerslave.

by Don't Look Here March 13, 2022

Iron Butterfly

Giving oral sex to a woman on her period. The partners face is then seen as a bloody (iron butterfly)

She was on the rag but I went down on her and when I came up for air my face looked like an Iron Butterfly

by Celtic Nations February 4, 2020

Iron Beaver

The vagina of a girl who does kegels so much she has a muscular pussy.

Last night I heard Brooke Hogan slapping her iron beaver.

by dirtybitannefrank November 12, 2014

Iron Ox

While having sex doggy style, shove your penis up her ass, grab her hair, and cum while trying to tame your beast.

Sorry bro, I made your girlfriend my Iron Ox last night.

by My dick is Iron, and ur the Ox June 15, 2017

ironic handgrenade

When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.

Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.

"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"

by DeadGoat May 26, 2016

the iron fist

A masturbation method in which a female will wrap their hand in metal foil and proceed to fist themselves until orgasm.

My girl said she tried the iron fist yesterday, she's been bleeding since

by SomePersonNamedBeebo October 15, 2017

Large Iron

A Large Iron is often found wandering round in claret and blue attire, looking and acting like a large Cockney.

Is often found raucously singing 'I'm forever blowing bubbles', telling people how West Ham won the 1966 World Cup and generally being an obnoxious sumbitch.

Often Large Irons will claim to support other clubs, notably Liverpool in their youth, and will always wear 'Mark Noble' shirts under their casual attire.

Extreme examples are found in the Lincoln area of the UK - possibly as far north as Manchester. Originates in the East End of London.

Chairman - 'See that von Tizzle, he be one Large Iron sumbitch'

Buzzard: 'Fo' Shizzle my Nizzle.'

by Chairman Money June 27, 2010