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Internet work-out

To masturbate to internet porn

To engage in a "digital session"
1. James: Dude, I had a huge internet work-out last night. I found the extended cut of "Smurfs: Uncensored", it was like 40 minutes long!

Kyle: Wow, your arm core must be sore!

2. Josh: Yo mang, check out that sweet-ass blonde at the bar! I'm going to buy her a drink.

Des: Forget about that bitch, I tried that a few weeks ago, shes just a tease. I recommend you just go home and have an internet work-out instead
by Team Ramrod member #3 April 29, 2009
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Internet Charm

The ability to come off as interesting, likable and/or charming in an internet conversation. However this skill does not usually translate to real life, face-to-face situations.
"Oh Jan? He's very internet charming, but it turns out that we don't have any real chemistry when we meet in person."
by majac December 3, 2009
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Internet troll

People who love talking shit on the internet mainly about other people's vehicles. These trolls will talk shit all day long on the internet as long as they have a keyboard to hide behind. But you will never see these people in real life. 9 times out of 10 these trolls drive their moms Honda, lancer, Evo, or a mustang. These trolls are nothing to worry about because they never actually do anything. Typically the Facebook of an internet troll can be spotted by images that look like they were found on Google and there's never pictures of these people on their pages.
Bob: man your cars a piece of shit I'd put bus lengths on it.

Ray: is that so? Bus lengths? Alright then let's race. This Saturday at us 13 heads up N/T instant green tree

Bob: man you don't wanna do that I'll hurt your feelings. My cars so much faster.

Ray: alright then show me stop talking about it and lock it in

Bob: well you see mom needs the car this weekend so I can't..... But before the end of the year were going to race!! And imma win

Internet troll- person who talks shit but never backs up any of it

**names used are random names**
by Grudge race May 25, 2016
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Internet criminal

When joe Pardoe gets fucking autism
You're an internet criminals
by Internet criminal September 30, 2017
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Internet Accent

The average accent of the internet community In English, this is centered mostly on American English, as many of the most influential users of the internet are American. This accent can be seen influencing others' to a varying degree, depending on how socially isolated they are. As such, its influence is most common during isolation periods, such as 2020's quarantine. Accents can't be correctly portrayed through the use of text, however, so to be part of it, you must have a voice on the internet, quite literally.
Even if someone is British, for example, they might watch YouTube videos so often that they have an internet accent.
by AtlanticComputer July 8, 2020
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internet elf

An Internet elf, or simply elf in Internet slang, is someone who actively promotes wisdom, intellect, logic, empathy and curiosity in an online community or online discussion forum, with the primary intent of connecting with other users in civil, open-minded and educational discussions.
An internet elf helps people with opposite viewpoints to interact together harmoniously in an online community.
by One4uTwo4me August 4, 2020
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Internet Warrior

To be an Internet Warrior your basically someone who acts tough online 😭😭😭😂😂 particularly people who are extremely good at cussing people over a PS4 Party or Snapchat but in real life you don’t do that and little to know your the clown 🤡
An Internet warrior can be used in any form

An example if someone is talking a lot over the internet u can say Bro your just some next level internet warrior and u do is talk over the Internet (Net)
by Wavey445 August 26, 2021
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