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Hitler

A very good man, he restored Germany and made it powerful. What he did was amazing and great. His sexy mustache makes me wanna suck his cock. Sadly, he killed himself when the russian assholes were in Germany. he will always be remembered for his remarkable actions. he also had a place of paradise called Auschwitz.
by I_Got_Devil_Horns October 31, 2022
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Cervix Hitler

A man whose fragile ego disintegrates upon hearing that a woman he loved experienced an intimate encounter with an extraordinarily well-endowed ex-partner—one so physically impactful that it allegedly "hit" and opened her cervix. Overwhelmed by feelings of inadequacy, he reacts by adopting authoritarian, hyper-misogynistic ideologies, imposing radical sexist restrictions in a desperate attempt to reassert control over women, their bodies, and his own wounded pride.

Etymology: A satirical portmanteau blending cervix hitter (a crude term referencing the ex’s anatomical feat) with Hitler (symbolizing the man’s extreme, overblown response).
"After finding out his ex-wife dated an NBA player, Steve went full Cervix Hitler and started posting manifestos about banning yoga pants."

"After learning that Laura’s ex was nicknamed ‘The Hammer,’ Greg spiraled into Cervix Hitler mode and started campaigning against women’s gyms."

"It wasn’t the breakup that turned him into a Cervix Hitler; it was when she described her ex as 'a literal tripod.'"
by Oiphaisles November 28, 2024
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hitler

three shrodingers douchbags that rufuse to stop speaking and are ushering in a new stand.
did you see hitler take five thugs with three pulls of the bong?
by Cody5050 January 2, 2021
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Social Hitler

Using a minority cause to bully around others. Such people might look like nice, helping people fighting for a just cause but their true intentions become annoyingly clear when they get a little power. In their view they can now tell everybody what to say, feel and think because initially there was a good reason.
Rando: Hey let's go to this club and have some fun!
Social Hitler: You are so egoistic and only concerned about your fun! Do you even respect women at all?

Please pick up that trash on the ground here and buy me drink to calm down over this insult to someone else i pretend to care about!
by msh42 December 19, 2022
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Hitler

Hitler is cool
by Niggerhater69itouchminors August 5, 2025
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Hitler molestache

I think the phrase “Hitler molestache” speaks for itself.
by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019
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Hitler Pond

A pond located in Ohio that was named after George Hitler, who was one of the first colonists of the land. This pond does not correlate with Adolf Hitler or any Nazi beliefs. Petitions have been created to rename Hitler Pond for its indirect association with Adolf Hitler despite it not correlating.
Meet me at Hitler Pond tonight.
by PlancksConstant January 4, 2024
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