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Helen

Helen is a type of person who annoys others and mainly accuses people for doing normal things. Helen is a person that you don't want to be friends with
by Bill master September 3, 2017
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Helen

The victim of a practical joke, such as slipping a pack of butter into an unknown person's pocket.
(Rekha slips a pack of butter into Mimi's pocket. Mimi finds the butter 10 minutes after)
Rekha: HAHAHAHA What a helen
Mimi: Shut up.
by i just got rekha'd November 23, 2010
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Hellenist

Historically, Hellenists were Jews who were more attracted to the Ancient Greek way of life and longed to break free from the collectivist constraints of their heritage. They valued their personal individuality, and wished to identify themselves as the popular, dominant, scintillating Greeks rather than as the traditionalist and reviled Jews.

Some Hellenists converted due to antisemitism, and may have sacrificed their Jewish identity against their will for the sake of survival. However, many Hellenists simply loved Greek culture and identified with it more strongly than with their "Jewish roots". They did not think race and blood had anything to do with their own self-created identity, and they were completely assimilated.

Hellenists don't have to be Jewish at all. They are generally people who have a Western way of thinking, valuing image, Platonic philosophy, and a high quality of life over moral stipulations. Materialistic glory and aesthetic perfection are valued slightly higher than "Marxist" or "communist" compassion and collectivism.

American "democracy" and capitalism is the scion of ancient Greek Hellenism.
While you prefer Mark Chagall's fiddler painting because it holds more moralistic meaning to you, I find it somewhat crude and prefer Michelangelo's David statue, it is so much more beautiful and elegant! It took a lot more skill to create! What can I say, maybe I'm just a Hellenist
by spliffsmoker September 4, 2011
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Hellen Keller

When one ambushes another while asleep by placing there hand between your ass cheeks then farting. Resulting in the victim who is blind, deaf and dump due to there slumber to feel the vibrations and pull there hand to there face and sniffing. One would attempt this to remove one from one's life.
She just laughed when she got the Dutch Oven that hoe got the Hellen Keller, she left my life that second.
by AlurkingCamper May 22, 2016
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Shiny Helmet Party

A party or other gathering where there are too many guys compared to girls; or virtually nothing but males in attendance.
Let's split man... this is nothing but a shiny helmet party!
by Pdubya64 June 15, 2010
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spartan helmet

When someone is sleeping or passed out, you put a beer bottle standing up on each one of their eyes, and then lay your dick in the middle, you can also take pictures of it to add to the humility they will feel the next day.
boogle: when kyle was asleep i gave him a spartan helmet
roger: I remember that, we also put the pics of it on his myspace!
by Felly B December 25, 2007
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Helen

Slang term for an Irish Delicacy , a particular form of cured ham often served with cabbage and mashed potato . Particularly enjoyed by scumbags soldiers and scientists. Found most often in the Dublin / Kildare regions but can sometimes be found in other counties such as Wexford Limerick or Galway.

The name relates back to the famine era when Lady Helen of Castleknock sometimes refered to heli or nellie the elephant - who found a she had access to a fully stocked larder and greedily ate everything inside but then at the last moment decided to leave the ham as an Easter gift for the starving tenants .
Im sick of Turkey what are we having st stephens day ?

Helen,
by Hamuel Pepys February 5, 2010
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