hostage rescue team

when rescuing ones friend from a situation in which he has been compromised by a group of fat, undesirable, abrasive or ugly women.

"fuck! we've got a H.R.T (hostage rescue team) situation, Sam's been cornered by that fat shit-minge slosh-pot emma!!"

by boris the blade licker March 31, 2009

Hoseination

The facination of operating a hose, oblivious to all that is going on around you.

I tried to warn Bob of the charging pitbull, but hoseination had the best of him.

by SiCOI October 1, 2009

Hostweé

A small Norse mythical creature that resembles a tarsier monkey that is commonly found in the mountain and a dense jungle and it's famous for its golden ring tail.

Man : There's a legend that obtaining Hostweé golden tail would bring luck into your love life.

Guy: But its just a Myth.

by Christopher MC Baker February 23, 2011

Hosmocide

Largely based on a conglomeration of homicide and osmosis - The act of murdering a human with salt crystalls inserted into human orifice(s) to catalyse an osmotic gradient that drains water from within victim; rendering the victim deceased by dehydration.

Police man 1 - Ok, what we got here?

Police man 2 - Its horrific, I've never seen this before boss. Come and take a look.

(Police man 1 and 2 walk into room )

Police man 1 - Holy Shit... We got ourselves a Hosmocide

by Its tricky May 17, 2011

Hospitail

An attractive hospital employee

I'm going to pick up a roll of gauze, a stretcher and a nice piece of hospitail this weekend.

by rdev June 2, 2011

Host Roast

When you're hosting a party or event and you are stressed out

"Oh my god I don't think I bought enough serviettes Jenny is gonna think I'm incompetent"
"Dude chill you just got Host Roast"

by Bobby Kill August 4, 2017

hoshank

Hoshank is the best nigga alive on earth that can beat everyone's shit out of them. They live their life to the fullest.

#Hakunamatata

My brother came like he can beat everyone's shit out of them like hoshank.

by Manav_Bob May 2, 2018