Hi Munless 

Generic fake footballers name which was created at a time of high transfer speculation surrounding Celtic Football Club. Originating from a typo on a "rumour mill" style website, the fictional player is now a byword for the last word in idle transfer speculation.

The players name came from a typo in the phrase "I wouldn't sign him unless...", where the writer typed "I wouldn't sign hi munless". Speculation then proliferated as to who this "Hi Munless" player was that the writer wouldn't sign.

Now used as a sarcastic response to an unlikely and wildly speculative transfer rumour on football internet forums - i.e. "why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"

"why don't we sign Hi Munless while we're at it"

"is Hi Munless signing today"

"Could use him in a swap deal for Hi Munless"

Hi Munless by Kerrydale Street January 16, 2008

Hi Five 

High Five, or Hi 5. Smacking hands with a friend "high inh the air". Or, HI V, meaning HIV postive.

"Hey man, give me a high Five". Don't fuck her, she is HI V.

Hi Five by ilikeitwetpls December 19, 2004

hi sisters 

cringy way of saying hi

Hi sisters James charles here

hi sisters by Yellr September 23, 2019

hi hi 

radio term

ha ha (laughter)

"hi hi" is the Morse equivalent of a laugh as in Morse it sounds like someone chuckling ("hehhehhehheh hehheh"). That is ditditditdit dit dit --- or dot dot dot dot dot dot. You really have to listen to it sent in Morse to appreciate its laugh like sound. It is most commonly used in CW (Morse Code), but has carried over to voice as well. Many CW expressions have carried over to voice -- such as 73 (Best Regards) and 88 (love and Kisses), etc. The origin probably dates back before radio to the telegraph days. And since Hams used Morse long before voice became practical-- the sound of the Morse characters HI HI was used to resemble a laugh sound. In some sense it is equivalent of a smiley. It's onomatopoeic -- that is the naming of a thing or action by a vocal imitation of the sound associated with it (as buzz, hiss) The definitive answer might be found in the "Dodge's The Telegraph Instructor Manual" circa 1850 to 1900. However, I have never been able to find a copy of this document. Wish I could as it would help to see the transitions from telegraph to radio usage.

hi hi om 73 de w2hht

hi hi by IrishRepublicanArmy January 1, 2004

hi-by 

When you meet a friend in the street and you're both in a hurry to go places...

A quick hello or alrite as you pass each other... or frantic conversation..

All right, how are you?

Not bad, not bad!

Must go see you around i'm sure!

-end of conversation

now thats a hi-by

hi-by by fishpish September 15, 2007

Hi 5 

Another way to say the disease HIV
Hi-V
Meaning the roman numeral 5
V=5

Girl: Gimme Hi 5!
Boy: Hell Naw I ain't got it!

Hi 5 by Anna D March 20, 2004

hi ho, hi ho

A phrase used by the dwarfs in Snow White for certain secret purposes only.

(Snow White walks into the room)" Hi Ho!" says the smart one.

hi ho, hi ho by Undercover Brother March 1, 2003