Giles used to be real, he spent his parents' allowance at university attending protests, buying Billy Bragg CDs and supporting revolutionary ideals, but ever since graduating and being employed by Goldman Sachs he's all talk and no action - just a Guardian Reader.
by cocksuckah December 14, 2010
Get the Guardian Reader mug.A male who usually does something bizarre, crazy, obscene, and/or extremely stupid but funny at a party, therefore receiving the name PARTY GUY! from his fellow party people.
by Party guy! June 19, 2009
Get the Party Guy mug.An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.
by jweezy13 April 25, 2011
Get the Blue gum moon cricket mug.When Guy says a single word it is to be expected that he is immediately condemned with the phrase 'nao guy' by a large proportion of listeners, i.e. his input is not necessary
by droneon December 6, 2011
Get the nao guy mug.A firearm, usually a handgun or revolver, which is kept and intended to be fired once or only during one incident, usually for illegal purposes, and then discarded so as to remove suspicion from the weapon's user. Serial numbers may be filed off and the gun is usually unregistered and illegal to even own, and care is always taken to not leave prints on the gun so that it can't be traced back to the owner that way should it ever be discovered. Usually kept somewhere hidden and safe as a "Plan B" should the owner ever need to have access to a gun that can't be traced back to them.
Person A: dude, what are you going to do with that?
Person B: I just discovered my wife was cheating on me with my boss. I need this throw away gun I have so I can kill them for it. That way no one can trace the gun back to me and there won't be any witnesses.
Person A: but, dude, I'm a wit...oh sh-
Person B: *KABLAM*
Person B: I just discovered my wife was cheating on me with my boss. I need this throw away gun I have so I can kill them for it. That way no one can trace the gun back to me and there won't be any witnesses.
Person A: but, dude, I'm a wit...oh sh-
Person B: *KABLAM*
by Ashitaka1110 March 13, 2012
Get the Throw Away Gun mug.(n): The female counterpart to the "Guido" specimen. Exclusive to North America, these creatures are usually of Italian-American decsent. A Guidette can be recognized by her orange color, similar to that of the common tangerine, and their either very light or very dark hair. Guidettes have an overly sexual demeanor, and will often emit high pitch shreiks to attract mates. A creature of habit, the Guidette will spend an excessive amount of time on her appearance, and will usually prefer to don very light lipstick (often to referred to by experts as 'Semen Lipstick'), brands such as Ed Hardy, BeBe and Juicy Couture. Scientists believe they are very tolerant to chemical exposure, as Guidettes will use 3-4 cannisters of hairspray in one day alone.
Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.
Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.
(Sources:
The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)
Although reproduction has not been studied in this species, the Guidette will usually have anywhere from 100 to 200 sexual partners in her lifetime. However, some specimens were found to have exceeded these numbers by the age of thirty.
Common health problems reported in the species include, but are not limited to, alcoholism, venarial diseases (Most often strains of hepititis and herpes), sagging and wrinkled skin with a leathery texture and brain death.
(Sources:
The U.S. Wildlife and Game Adminstration
The U.S. Center for Disease Control)
by MArie8773 January 2, 2010
Get the Guidette mug.simply someone whose mind is in the gutter at a particular moment; someone who is preoccupied with sexually explicit thoughts.
- also, the condition of having your mind in the gutter; an instance where sexually graphic thoughts prevails in someone's mind.
- also, the condition of having your mind in the gutter; an instance where sexually graphic thoughts prevails in someone's mind.
by bonzai January 15, 2005
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