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gontch

a gontch is a product of rape that is normally used by rapists. it is a form of sexual conduct.
hey girl, do you want to come and gontch with me?
by deal.fried.gay February 12, 2018
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Gooch Ricotta

The thick milky like substance that forms on your Gooch when you haven't showered in 3+ days. This substance when scratched off the Gooch resembles Ricotta Cheese.
After 3 days hiking the appalachian trail I had some serious gooch ricotta.
by BoztonFocis May 23, 2018
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GOOCH CLAT

When your booty makes a rumbling vibration/sound from a ferocious fart.
"Oh brother, I just felt my gooch clat!"
by eeecha September 18, 2018
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Godchi

Knock off Gucci (Tm) Clothing

Usually gotten from some shady foreign vendor
Chad: Woah B that bro got that Gucci (Tm) game on fleek mi guy

Chad 2: Nah chadathon that’s some Anita’s Godchi on that wrist
by White Style October 9, 2018
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Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit
Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them
by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018
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Gooch Week

Arghhh you're working during Gooch week? That sucks!
by 50ShadesOfTommy December 28, 2018
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Gooch

I just ate my girl out and her gooch was great.
by Shlongdong.com January 27, 2019
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