love a goat's anus

What I do every damn day. Mmm-mmm-mmmmm-mmmm-mmm!!!!

When you love a goat's anus ...

Its kind of like feeling a sweet nectar on your nipples, then having a corkscrew with vodka. Then promptly slapping your piece with a fish, and apply two knives, crossed like chopsticks on it until it bleeds.

by Dr. Reginald B Horny April 29, 2008

goat rammer

Ramming Inner part of female (Human) vagina located above the g-spot easier to find then the g-spot and allows for great pleasure

I'm going to ram you goat
your a goat rammer
tom rams goats

by Tom65 May 18, 2007

goagie

A tool with too much junk in the trunk.

Stop bothering me while I'm working, you goagie. You're knocking all the shit off my desk.

Hey Goagie, you might want to lay off the cheese fries and hit the dance floor instead.

He thought she was hot at the club...then the next morning, he woke up under a goagie.

by E-Star November 10, 2007

goatscapes

the sale of ad space on gates protecting NY businesses when closed

Goatscapes are all the rage

by master of the gate April 28, 2010

Goatism

A group of awesome people who pledge allegiance to the goat, the llama, the alpaca, and hillbillies as well as the horse song, hillbilly song and the chicken on a raft.

Religion.

That man would do very well running a seven eleven in norweigia. I bet he could even last 500 hours or more with a chiken on a raft. We should force him to join goatism.

by High Fantabulous Llama March 6, 2013

goal curse

When you're playing soccer and the team opposing you scores a goal and then another goal is scored a minute afterwards, usually by that same team.

Friend: Crap, the score was just 0-1, now it's 0-2!

You: goal curse

by reffin94:) April 27, 2013

Goatgasm

When a girl makes a guttural sound when orgasm, resembling a goat.

- The sound "Snowy" makes when she has an orgasm.

Man, Snowy was having so much pleasure she started to have a goatgasm!

by Looopsss November 17, 2013