Gripless Skater

A skateboarder who either doesn't have any grip on their griptape, shoes, wheels, etc.

That gripless skater is sliding all over the place.

by Alien Ant March 16, 2009

gripemeister

1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.

2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.

3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.

Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."

by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

gription

(n) traction

Wow, I really wiped out yesterday on the wet floor.

What happened?

I don't know. Those new heels I bought have no gription at all.

by horseshoecrab February 4, 2010

Gription

n: a combination of the words grip and friction

n: a sad attempt at making up a new word.

n: a complete lack of understanding of grip and friction.

Man, look at the gription that guy has on the ball.

by the mighty boom February 16, 2010

Gription

The feeling of an object that has amazing grip.

Wow, the gription on this football is incredible.

by MarchynekAndruja May 27, 2010

gription

Combination of the words traction and grip that describe a woman who can't seem to get past a second date.

After the last two boyfriends slipped through her fingers, her frinds realized that she lacked the ability to get good gription.

by muh-drees March 13, 2011

Gripples

Nipples that grip your face and don't let go for a very long time.

Kevin: "Dude Sean has Gripples"
Jovani: "Are You Serious Kevin'
Kevin: "Yea they attacked my face."

by FunnyPeopleRfunny June 10, 2011