This is the variant of the bikini swimsuit that was popular and considered daring in the mid-1960's, when the Beach Party movies were made starring Annette Funicello or the original version of Where the Boys Are. It consists of a full, often padded, bra and a short-shorts or skirted bottom, as opposed to the string bikini or the French cut bikini of later times. This term is usually used sarcastically to refer to the type of swimwear occasionally adopted by those who are excessively modest or who have very restrictive parents.
Jessica can only wear granny bikinis on the coast because her parents are professional hardshell Baptists.
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When tired of the regular rigamonroe and want something thrilling and exciting that's a Graciano.
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THE BAD:
- endless homework
- potentially asshole professors
- little social life
- boring repetitive classes
- dull TA work
- shit pay
- you might end up in the middle of nowhere
- constant moving massacres relationships. Remember the girlfriend who left you because she couldn't take the long-distance relationship? Your friends? The family you see for 2 weeks per year? Better forget them... Easier that way.
- having to teach obscenely hot 18 year olds without being able to touch them
- leads to frigidity and involuntary abstinence
- it's 4am. You went to class between 9 and 12. You ate pretzels for lunch, then you graded for 4 hours. Then you wrote homework. Now your eyes are bleeding and you have the urge to cut.
- once (if) you graduate, you have to move again, in order go to post-doc, which is the same as grad school except you get a few bucks more and you write fewer pages of homework
- incipient alcoholism
THE GOOD:
- incipient alcoholism
- easy ticket to the first world for talented third worlders
- easy ticket to a big city if you luck out
- you can really slack away if you play your cards right
- 3+ months of vacation
- sort of intellectual
- beats the fucking 9 to 5. You're making 40K working 40 hours a week with 2 weeks vacation? In grad school people can make ~20K with ~10 hours of work per week and 3 months vacation. You do the math.
THE BAD:
- endless homework
- potentially asshole professors
- little social life
- boring repetitive classes
- dull TA work
- shit pay
- you might end up in the middle of nowhere
- constant moving massacres relationships. Remember the girlfriend who left you because she couldn't take the long-distance relationship? Your friends? The family you see for 2 weeks per year? Better forget them... Easier that way.
- having to teach obscenely hot 18 year olds without being able to touch them
- leads to frigidity and involuntary abstinence
- it's 4am. You went to class between 9 and 12. You ate pretzels for lunch, then you graded for 4 hours. Then you wrote homework. Now your eyes are bleeding and you have the urge to cut.
- once (if) you graduate, you have to move again, in order go to post-doc, which is the same as grad school except you get a few bucks more and you write fewer pages of homework
- incipient alcoholism
THE GOOD:
- incipient alcoholism
- easy ticket to the first world for talented third worlders
- easy ticket to a big city if you luck out
- you can really slack away if you play your cards right
- 3+ months of vacation
- sort of intellectual
- beats the fucking 9 to 5. You're making 40K working 40 hours a week with 2 weeks vacation? In grad school people can make ~20K with ~10 hours of work per week and 3 months vacation. You do the math.
I decided to go to grad school... Sure, I don't have a girlfriend... Or a car... And my friends from my old city have all but forgotten me... And I write 40 pages of homework per week... And the hot students I teach are driving me insane... And the old professor fucks are raping me at every opportunity... And I'm on a first name basis with the liquor store owner... But goddamn, at least I'm not in the 9 to 5! Yesterday, Wednesday the 12th, I slept until 1pm and then I watched 3 movies, played games for 4 hours, and drank 14 beers. Tomorrow, on Friday, I'll do the same. In a month it'll be summer again and I'll fly home to see my friends and get a nice tan... I used to think about graduation, but that was 2 years ago.
Yeah...
Yeah...
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"Zack slept over my house after the party, and when I woke up, I saw him eating a bowl full of crunchy grandpa. Freaking gross"
by MMjr April 24, 2008
Get the crunchy grandpa mug.The most common term used to refer to the gray area is "gray-A". Other terms that have been used for the gray area include "hyposexual", "demisexual", "semisexual", "low sexual intensity", "asexual-ish" and "sexual-ish".
A "grey-ace" or people who identify as gray-A can include, but are not limited to those who:
1) do not normally experience sexual attraction, but do experience it sometimes,
2) experience sexual attraction, but a low sex drive,
3) experience sexual attraction and drive, but not strongly enough to want to act on them,
4) people who can enjoy and desire sex, but only under very limited and specific circumstances
It is also sometimes mistaken as a medical dysfunction HSDD.
A "grey-ace" or people who identify as gray-A can include, but are not limited to those who:
1) do not normally experience sexual attraction, but do experience it sometimes,
2) experience sexual attraction, but a low sex drive,
3) experience sexual attraction and drive, but not strongly enough to want to act on them,
4) people who can enjoy and desire sex, but only under very limited and specific circumstances
It is also sometimes mistaken as a medical dysfunction HSDD.
Girl: I like you.
Boy: Sorry, but i don't want to have sex with you.
Girl: Are you gay?
Boy: No, I'm just Gray-A, which is different. I'll date you, I just think sex is generally unappealing. If you REALLY want to, I'll do it ...or let you cheat.
Boy: Sorry, but i don't want to have sex with you.
Girl: Are you gay?
Boy: No, I'm just Gray-A, which is different. I'll date you, I just think sex is generally unappealing. If you REALLY want to, I'll do it ...or let you cheat.
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