No Flex Though

When you want to brag, but you don't want to sound like too big of a douche.

Guy 1: "Aye homie. You ask out that G yet?"
Guy 2: " Man I took that trash OUT!! No Flex though."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

Faux-file

Fake profiles used by stalkers and trolls for the purpose of spying people's profiles.

"Did you get a friend request from John Doe?" "No, that's just another faux-file"

by VanDyke Brown September 9, 2015

joint file

A way to say lets go smoke a joint without anyone raising suspicion about what your doing.

Yo mark lets go work on that joint file later.

by Sandman meme September 22, 2016

care files

When you shit on someone's porch step with love in your heart.

"dude, you got shit all over your hands from those care files you left on the Peterson's porch"

by Lilsweetdillpickle September 21, 2016

Avon flex

A chinese person who thinks that they are cool so they put shitty tatoos and sing shitty raps.

"Omg! Is that Avon Flex, fucking fag"

by Aig group May 12, 2016

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016

Captain Flex

Dude with a slim build who sees himself as more of a Scottiah adonis body god
Usually found peacocking around the floor for no reason
Throws out a random flex when a member of the opposite sex is around

Look at BB over there peacocking round those hoes, he is the real deal captain flex

by Jonsnowknowsnowt July 27, 2016