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Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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Ass feet

The type of feet you want on your face during sex
by Conspired violation June 2, 2022
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kicking your feet

when you like someone or like hanging out with someone so you kick your feet. or when you’re excited/happy you’re kicking your feet.
friend: youre literally kicking your feet rn stop smiling
by urban dictionary is my mom November 22, 2023
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Carpet-Feet

This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...
I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...
by The GA TieRod November 22, 2019
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Feet

Usually consisting of 5 toes on each, it's some peoples kink and usually use them to masturbate. Some people prefer to lick them, sometimes they have more or less toes. And they usually look like this 🦶👣
"I love to masturbate to feet
by Tevlovision November 17, 2022
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beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.
Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.
by DanSatch June 22, 2019
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Feet Geek

Me: Mike, I gotta be honest. I'm a feet geek. I love Avril Lavigne.
by Somewhat Schizo April 23, 2023
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