Fart toker

When you completely rip ass all over your friends weed and have them smoke it.

yo i just gave chris ramsdale the biggest fart toker last night. hurled so hard

by john patrick colgan August 22, 2009

fart pitching

After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.

After I farted, I engaged in fart pitching and completely embarrassed Andrew.

by ur gramma November 29, 2009

Fart Terrorist

a crule and senseless act, where one slides up next to an unexpecting victim/victims and releases a silent bomb.

My friend always sneeks up on us and passes the worst gas. We never hear a thing, just pleasnt conversation then boom! Eyes watering, nose burning, running for safety.He is such a Fart Terrorist.

by greek god of trains August 16, 2012

fart therapy

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.

"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann

by confuzyon March 29, 2017

fart salad

When more than one fart shares a confined area.

Our farts just tossed a fart salad

by godz_comic November 4, 2017

Fart Dart

Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!

Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!

by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020

snap fart

A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.

"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".

by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009