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Family Guy

A genuinly funny show in its early years. Still funny, but as it has grown in popularity, its quality as steadily declined, just like other shows (The Simpsons, Roseanne)
My problem is, FOX is cancelling the real greatest show of all time, King Of The Hill, to make room for a spinoff for Family Guy.
Lets watch family guy!

Ok!
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper July 26, 2009
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family first card

the card in new jersey that my neighbor sells to my mom for $10. But has $100 on it.
I went to a party the other day and my friend's mother bought his cake with her third baby daddy's mom card.
by Flip Flop August 19, 2004
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Family Guy

#1: Without a doubt the funniest show ever made.
#2: See #1
#3: Does not suck in any way.
#4: Not a rip off of the simpsons.
"Hey, what's your favorite Family Guy quotes????"

"Oh, they are:"

- - Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over. - -

- - Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze." - -
by Mattlock0720 December 31, 2008
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family

A term used by members of the people's nation to descrip thier set (gang sub division).
Me and my family are gonna mess up your entire crew.
by CD April 6, 2003
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Family

A large orgy in which nobody wears protection (aka a rain coat). During the orgy the song "We are Family" by Sister Sledge plays at full blast from gnar amps. When the family subsides a week or two after the women that took part in the family realize they are preggos. Then when the fetuses are properly cooked, they shoot out of the vaginal passageway and make their accent into adulthood. They are all related which mean the orgy formed a family. Hence the name
After the movie tonight me and a bunch of kids are gonna go have a family.
by Danny Dapper June 28, 2009
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family guy

A hilarious cartoon that had 3 good seasons before they recently came back for a 4th with complete crap. Yes, Seth, we know you were supposed to be on one of the 9/11 planes, and we were all stunned and pissed on 11/2, just get over it and make good episodes...
"Blast who the devil do the teenagers like...Morgan Freemon!"
by Johnny X. July 18, 2008
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family with benefits

Family members, with sexual benefits. Popular in Pennsylabama and Pennsyltucky with inbreds.
mother: Hey son, wanna blowjob.

son: Cool. Family with benefits.

father: Let me git the video camera.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 23, 2010
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