fonkey

Fucking Donkey. Worse than a regular donkey, especially in something like poker.

I was 3 outed by the fonkey in seat 2, who somehow thought J3 was good enough to risk his stack with.

by Badhairdos July 13, 2009

fonzy

when one takes their thumb/s and jams it up the ass of someone nearby and unsuspecting

Kid:" I'm going to Fonzy scott"

Scott:" O my ass!"

by tdo January 5, 2008

fonder

to leave; to get the hell out of (but in the manner that does not require hurry)
usually done lazily

emm: yo this is boring as hell
ham: yeah b, let's fonder
emm: let's

by P.M.B. February 4, 2008

Jane Fonda

Someone who will always watch out for you, and have your back. Particularly made evident in the movie Georgia Rule whereby Jane Fonda attacked Lindsay Lohan's rapist with a baseball bat.

She went Jane Fonda on your ass

by elleybelly92 May 28, 2010

Fondled

Another term for being screwed over or given the shaft. In this sense the term is not being used refering to any type of sexual encounter but to a negative experience.

"They gave the job to that slut Susan even though I have more experience. I really got fondled."

by Delmas March 9, 2008

foner

Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.

Neill just got a foner off of Willie.

by fatassfag February 23, 2005

Jealous Font

a font that lets the reader hear/see the jealousy through their writing. the statement might appear innocent, but the font betrays a deeper meaning of jealousy. Sans Serif is the most jealous font of all.

He said he wasn't jealous, but his Sans Serif said it all. He used the most jealous font of all, sans serif!

He said he was happy for me, but he typed it in sans serif. I think he's really jealous.

by clarence flam May 30, 2009