Ethan Nguyen

One who procrastinates everything that he has to actually do but writes journals in French and does math for "fun." Is the definition of insane.

Oh my god did you see that one dude doing calculus instead of his actual homework? Yeah he's a total Ethan Nguyen.

by September 16, 2020

Ethan Gibson

Ethan is a Mexican god. He loves basketball had the biggest stomach for his ma's taco's.

Ethan Gibson is a fat pig

by Jack Razga April 27, 2022

Ethan The Dweeb

A person who sucks at everything, even memes and breathing. He is deeply in love with Bree, and the ship name of the year is Breethan.

Ethan isn’t very smart but at least he isn’t as ugly as a troll. He may be stupid and wierd and a hopeless romantic but...

Wait, there is not buts

Ex)

Breethan For Life.

Ethan The Dweeb: a person who is terrible at everything.

by Yeetmyboi May 08, 2018

Ethan Zuckerman

The person who ruined the internet with online ads/advertisements.

Person 1:¨Dude, to hell with these ads! who created them?¨

Person 2:¨ That would be Ethan Zuckerman, which he actually apologized for them.¨

Person 1: ¨Either way, fuck him for making this a thing!¨

by I fuck negros. March 03, 2023

Soggy Ethan

A pint glass of unheated Heinz Baked Beans.

Kacper: "Yo Darren, hit me with a Soggy Ethan."
Darren: "Nah man, only got Spaghetti Hoops"

by Semi-eggquatic February 07, 2021

Ethan Yorkston

Best friend, will be there when you need him, can’t stay mad for more than three seconds an amazing friend maybe more 🥰

Random girl Did you see that kid over there I think I have a crush,
Random girl 2 yeah that’s Ethan Yorkston my friend.
Random girl can you introduce us.

by Alexx101 April 18, 2019

ethan dennis

A savage and is very funny but he was adopted by a bomber in quatomala

Ethan Dennis is a savage

by Ethan Dennis November 12, 2018