Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.

Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.

by Sasquatch Mafia June 25, 2024

Disney Disorder

A mental dillusion that love is real and that people are good

"Why is she always hopping into relationships?"

"She has Disney Disorder and thinks some dude will save her from her miserable life."

by Frumpish June 30, 2024

Personality Disorders

She's grouping personality disorders because there is a through-line (diminished ability for empathy) between personality disorders.

Hym 'Simon Baron Cohen categorized personality disorders like Autism and Aspergers as Zero Empathy Positive and BPD, Narcissism, and Anti-Social as Zero Empathy Negative. This is from 'The science of Evil: 0 degrees of empathy.' I've reference it several times in MY BOOK 'Your level of empathy isn't actually all that high and doesn't actually translate into any form of moral superiority.' It was the prequel to my OTHER BOOK 'No Ben, doing an incest cult doesn't make you morally superior either.' YOU of all people should know this Destiny! You're like one of the top 4 me imposters. If want to see the list I'll show it to you we got 1. Andy
2. Alex
3. Not you
4. You
Number 5 is like Zerkha or something I don't know how many of you cocksuckers I got running around so don't get mad if you don't keep your spot. Chris is at the bottom of the list. Boooo Chris! Booooooooo!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

Carlossion disorder

It is dangerous mental illness and common among lecfosi. it makes you obsessed with Carlos sainz and talking about him all the times cause your driver is boring but you're secretly a fan .

When you have "carlossion disorder" Instead of talking about your favorite driver you'll be talking about Carlos sainz

by Non carlossion haver February 28, 2024

monodiversity disorder

Newfound disorder caused by longer exposure to traumatic experiences growing up. It can manifest as higher frequency hearing and epileptic attacks. Present in young males aging from 12 to 18.
First recognized in 2023 in southern America by doc Prestoni and his coworker scientist Petri

Friend: "Is the buzzing bothering you or is it just my monodiversity disorder?"

by anonymous March 3, 2024

Mental disorder excusing

When an individual uses their clinically diagnosed mental disorder as an excuse for their reckless or unapologetic behavior and actions.

“John literally thinks he can do anything he wants and not be accountable for his crappy actions all because he has autisim. That’s the definition of Mental disorder excusing“

by Startupedition April 8, 2024

Glass Disorder

A psychological disorder famously known for appearing in royals. It is when you believe that you (or your body parts) are made of glass and could break at any moment. Royals who had it In early centuries wore soft clothing to "protect themselves from shattering". It is absolutely devastating.

you have glass disorder.

by ThisIsImportant January 9, 2025