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As dark as don

Something very, very dark.

A play on the word dawn and don cheadle, one of the darkest niggas on the planet.
This roadside lighting...It's as dark as don out here. I can't see shit.

Huh? Dark as dawn?

No, Don Cheadle.

Oh... yeah you're right.
by pitbear July 13, 2010
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if its not worth it don't do it

the greatest phrase ever invented by skeppy.
skeppy: im not gonna do it because if its not worth it don't do it
baldboyhalo: STOP SAYING THAT SKEPPY!
by pencilboy928 June 9, 2020
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I won't tell if you don't

Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.

The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
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fucking mug, because you don't have a

Why did you search this- seriously??? Why?? Is it because you wanted the dictionary to say "Get a fucking mug, because you don't have a mug."?

Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(
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There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.
by PignnyeStonk17 February 8, 2022
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When one does not like a piece of fucking shit.
John: Sorry, but I drank the last of the soda.
Bob: I don't care for this fucking shit.
by gateboy6 June 10, 2013
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i don't know what to search

Well, if you don't know what to search in the urban dictionary, why not try to solve this problem:

Evaluate ∬ yz+4xydS where S is the surface of the solid bounded by 4x + 2y + z = 8, z=0, y=0, x=0.

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A: "I don't know what to search so I searched i don't know what to search."
B: "You searched i don't know what to search so that's means you know what to search. Liar."
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Don Johnson

To pull a quick maneuver on someone while driving in traffic, it saves you time but pisses other people off.
I totatlly just Don Johnsoned all of those people waiting to turn.
by Bill Sardell April 25, 2006
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