Cum Nest

The ejaculate of a penis stuck in the ball fro of a man

Anthony came, but was distracted letting all his semen drizzle down to his ball fro, forming a cum nest.

by Prime Optimus July 13, 2012

cum crystals

Men’s time of the month when they experience intense pain from crystallized semen making it’s way through the penis, at least 10 times worse than normal woman cramps

Ryan: hey man wanna go out tonight?
Sonny: sorry man, I just got my cum crystals today and I’m gonna be crankin it all night trying to get rid of em

by Soni_trailblazer September 14, 2023

Heart cum

When something or someone makes you happy enough for your heart to cum (because you’re so excited)

Gerard way in a tuxedo makes my heart cum.

by Silly_poots August 4, 2020

Cum sock

Someone who is used by someone and then thrown away. (Usually consensual) This person could also be a pillow prince or pillow princess.

“He was such a cum sock! He asked if I wanted anymore or if I was just gonna throw him away”

by M0SS2713 October 26, 2020

cum fist

When you grab handful of semen and squelch it between your fingers and displace it into an orifice as lubricant. e.g A vagina or butthole

Open up here comes the cum fist!

by cumfist OG October 23, 2017

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Cum satchel

A loose womans vagina

Dirty Annie came over for a few drinks the other night and we hooked up. I wasn't able to pull out in time and blasted one into her cum satchel

by themellonchef February 7, 2018