Crunchy Mom

Crunchy mom is the new term for a modern day Karen. Crunchy moms let their kids eat rocks and dirt and ignore any form of science. They use the term crunchy as a way to justify shaming other mothers who don’t do things that they like such as formula feeding or caring about safe sleep.

Did you hear about Alice? She’s “ crunchy “she said I can let my kid eat rocks because it’s good for him!! She definitely didn’t get a medical degree from google.

Crunchy mom: a mom who is a bitch

by omgsocrunchy November 2, 2021

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clit cruncher

Some one who breaks or damages you clit by playing with it too hard.

Someone whos licks or fingers a clit so hard that it hurts the female. This could result in a clit crunching sound wherby the clit is damaged or broken. Clit crunchers focus and spend to much time playing hard with the clit. They are as they may bite too hard on your clit. Clit cruncher makes you feel like he is breaking your clit.

God! you rubbed and bit my clit so hard it made a clicking sound you fucking clit-cruncher, you have broken it.

by japseye September 19, 2007

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Chunch

An outing, during which lunch is eaten and chess is played, usually involving two men.

Looks like we're one queen short of a chunch!

by RizzWizz April 14, 2010

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crunchy

A feeling of being a bit overstimulated, a bit fried, a bit edgy, a bit hypertensive, and generally not content in one's body - usually used in references to the effect of a drug.. While feeling crunchy, one's experience of prana or chi is unfavorable. Feeling crunchy is the opposite of the energetically fluid and yummy body high that most prefer.

Man the first 3 hours of that 150mg dose of pure MDA was awesome, but then I felt pretty crunchy as it wore off..

by BringYourOwnBIOS January 4, 2012

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