Crumb Dumpster

Derived from the common derogatory phrase "Cum Dumpster" to be applied toward anyone or anything that ravenously picks up or eats crumbs that have been dropped from already eaten foodstuffs.

"Jesus your dog is a fucking crumb dumpster!"

"Yeah? Well maybe you can get the food in your mouth for a change?!"

by gcmft October 15, 2008

Crumm

Having an orgasmwhile experiencing yeast infection.

The goal of bread munching.

I was bread munching that chick so good I made her crumm.

by I6 & DHaus July 21, 2009

crumpton

The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.

I just pulled a crumpton.

by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010

Crumbus

The Krampuses retard brother who comes out on boxing day. His hobbies include fucking sheep, public masturbation and singing. The Crumbus is often confused for a welshman due to its interest in beastiality.

Ren: "Holy shit, that welshman is raping a sheep." Phineas: "Dont worry. Its just The Crumbus. He's retarded."

by Shinobi Ranger May 27, 2016

buttered crumpet

when a man ejaculates on a womans vagina and then urinates upon said ejaculate.

Man: I just buttered your crumpet.
Woman: Buttered crumpet? Dude that's sick.

by diseased quail June 14, 2011

butt crumbs

those little dingy balls of toilet paper that cling to your butt.

Skinny has mad butt crumbs, not that i would know or anything.

by andrew stump September 6, 2005

crumplefingers

when a small child goes up to his parents and requests his pocket money, he is refused so the child grinds his parents up with a mincer until all that is left is their crumpled little fingers.

little andy richens did a crumplefingers on his parents, they were sorry they didn't give him the 50p he asked for

by michael razen November 14, 2006